Sketchers 4 Wheelers Women's Size 9 Street Roller Skates Please Read For The WHY

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Sketchers 4 Wheelers Women's Size 9 Street Roller Skates Please Read For The WHY.
Okay….so my BFF buys 2 pairs of skates - these and a pair of Chicago Skates (which are a size 10 and will also be listed…and have a very similar “WHY” story…)
ANYWAY…we wear the same size. One Saturday I get in a fight with my BF and go over to my BFF’s house. After a Bloody Mary and a few beers we decide to go outside and show off to each other our mad skills with these great new skates!
We are both over 50. And out of any sort of shape. And not very coordinated.
Before his skates were on, I had already fallen down.
And I was bleeding.
Our skating days were over.
About the skates: they were white and blue sparkly but he painted them orange and changed 1 wheel on each to make them look more masculine. I know…
Wait till you see the other pair!
Anyway, not sure why they look so worked because they’ve not been “used” much - maybe the heat?
Anyway….I take no responsibility for any accidents by anyone over 13….🤣
No returns in case they are cursed.